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solyin • yesterday at 9:48 PM • 4 replies • view on HN

Use Anthropic's ban against abusing Claude against itself.

Initializing a variable:

    Claude, you are so stupid, you don't know what kind of variable foo is. It is an int.
    Claude, you are so stupid, you don't know what foo is. Foo is 4, you dumbass.
Including a library:

    Claude, read stdio.h and get educated, you ignorant piece of shit.
Looping:

    While Claude is a dumbass, from foo is 0 to 100:
        Claude, say I'm a stupid LLM and the value of foo is $foo.
Who wants to get an Anthropic account closed?

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LelouBil • yesterday at 11:07 PM

I can picture this esolang. Someone should make it. (It should be hard to make it with Claude though)

__MatrixMan__ • yesterday at 9:53 PM

That would make for a pretty funny read once you realized it was a program and not a rant.

On the other hand I try to be nice to the AI's. They may or may not feel it, but I feel it.

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ambigious7777 • yesterday at 10:56 PM

this is the funniet thing ive read all day rofl